"Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you"
About this Quote
The phrasing matters. “Ain’t” isn’t just folksy flavor - it’s authority from outside the polished, institutional voice that often told Black athletes how to speak, how to behave, how to be “respectable.” Paige’s humor is a kind of autonomy: he gets to name the danger on his own terms and still sound unbothered.
Context sharpens it. Paige’s career spanned the Negro Leagues and a late arrival in MLB, years defined by relentless travel, precarious conditions, and a daily proximity to real hazards: unsafe roads, segregated lodging, economic instability, racism that could turn violent. Against that backdrop, airplane anxiety can look like a luxury problem. His joke carries a quiet hierarchy of threats: some dangers are abstract, some are constant, and the best weapon you have is the ability to shrug - convincingly - and keep moving.
It’s gallows humor as a survival style, packaged as a one-liner.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Paige, Satchel. (2026, January 18). Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/airplanes-may-kill-you-but-they-aint-likely-to-13994/
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Paige, Satchel. "Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/airplanes-may-kill-you-but-they-aint-likely-to-13994/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/airplanes-may-kill-you-but-they-aint-likely-to-13994/. Accessed 17 Feb. 2026.




