"All I want are high heels, high heels. If I was a girl, I'd wear a lot of high heels. High, stiletto heels"
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The line “If I was a girl” is doing double duty. On its face, it’s a conditional that keeps the desire safely hypothetical, a wink at the audience that recognizes how quickly men’s enthusiasm for women’s fashion gets policed. Underneath, it’s a tell: he’s naming the gate that blocks the fantasy. He doesn’t say “If I could,” he says “If I was,” as if the only legitimate path to stilettos is the correct gendered passport. That friction is the point. Mizrahi’s whole career has been about translating glamour into culture-wide appetite, and here he’s exposing the absurdity of who’s allowed to claim it.
Stilettos, specifically, aren’t neutral footwear; they’re engineered drama. They change posture, pace, and power dynamics. Wanting them “high” isn’t about comfort, it’s about silhouette and spectacle - the fashion equivalent of turning the volume up. In a late-20th-century industry where male designers routinely built women’s fantasies while remaining personally exempt from their constraints, Mizrahi’s blunt longing reads as both playful and quietly rebellious: an admission that the allure of femininity isn’t just something to manufacture for others, it’s something to crave.
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Mizrahi, Isaac. (2026, January 17). All I want are high heels, high heels. If I was a girl, I'd wear a lot of high heels. High, stiletto heels. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/all-i-want-are-high-heels-high-heels-if-i-was-a-24375/
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Mizrahi, Isaac. "All I want are high heels, high heels. If I was a girl, I'd wear a lot of high heels. High, stiletto heels." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/all-i-want-are-high-heels-high-heels-if-i-was-a-24375/.
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"All I want are high heels, high heels. If I was a girl, I'd wear a lot of high heels. High, stiletto heels." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/all-i-want-are-high-heels-high-heels-if-i-was-a-24375/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.










