"All in all, I wouldn't call it a bad outing. It was a short outing"
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A masterclass in athlete deadpan: Frank Robinson taking a flamethrower of a disappointment and calling it “not a bad outing,” then immediately undercutting himself with “It was a short outing.” The joke lands because it plays two games at once. On the surface, it’s a mild postgame assessment, the kind fans expect from a pro who doesn’t traffic in melodrama. Underneath, it’s a quietly brutal admission that the only honest headline is duration: the performance can’t be judged because it barely existed.
Robinson’s phrasing also sneaks in a rebuke of the sports-media obsession with narratives. If a pitcher (or manager speaking for one) gets pulled early, the discourse machine demands a moral: collapse, failure, loss of nerve. Robinson refuses to feed it. He offers a small, controlled sentence that starves the room of drama while still letting the truth leak out through timing and repetition. “Outing” appears twice, like a statistic being read aloud, but the second time it’s redefined: not quality, just length.
Coming from Robinson, a famously tough-minded competitor who bridged eras as both star and barrier-breaking manager, the line carries institutional knowledge. Baseball is a game of samples and patience; one short appearance can be noise or omen. His subtext: save the verdicts. You want a story? Here’s the only one we can prove today: he didn’t stay long enough to write it.
Robinson’s phrasing also sneaks in a rebuke of the sports-media obsession with narratives. If a pitcher (or manager speaking for one) gets pulled early, the discourse machine demands a moral: collapse, failure, loss of nerve. Robinson refuses to feed it. He offers a small, controlled sentence that starves the room of drama while still letting the truth leak out through timing and repetition. “Outing” appears twice, like a statistic being read aloud, but the second time it’s redefined: not quality, just length.
Coming from Robinson, a famously tough-minded competitor who bridged eras as both star and barrier-breaking manager, the line carries institutional knowledge. Baseball is a game of samples and patience; one short appearance can be noise or omen. His subtext: save the verdicts. You want a story? Here’s the only one we can prove today: he didn’t stay long enough to write it.
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