"All pitchers are liars or crybabies"
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A catcher’s insult disguised as a folksy one-liner, “All pitchers are liars or crybabies” works because it turns baseball’s most mythologized position into a petty human comedy. Berra isn’t making a sweeping moral claim; he’s spotlighting a clubhouse truth: pitching is performance art with a complaint department.
The “liars” are the guys selling you a story every inning. A pitcher insists he “had it today,” that the ball slipped, that the strike zone shrank, that his elbow is fine. Some of it is strategic spin (protecting confidence, protecting leverage, protecting the next contract), some of it is superstition dressed up as analysis. Pitchers narrate their own mythology because their job depends on it: you can’t take the mound thinking you’re ordinary.
The “crybabies” line lands because it’s half affection, half indictment. Pitchers live in a world where tiny variables feel catastrophic: a fingertip on a seam, a gust, a missed call. When you’re asked to repeat near-perfection while everyone watches, grievance becomes a coping mechanism. Berra, as a catcher, is the natural foil - the guy absorbing foul tips, managing egos, and translating panic into a game plan. His intent is also territorial: a reminder that catchers do emotional labor while pitchers get the spotlight.
The joke’s subtext is power. Pitchers can rewrite the game; catchers and hitters have to live inside that rewrite. Berra punctures the grandeur with a locker-room label: these princes of the mound are either selling a narrative or sulking when it cracks.
The “liars” are the guys selling you a story every inning. A pitcher insists he “had it today,” that the ball slipped, that the strike zone shrank, that his elbow is fine. Some of it is strategic spin (protecting confidence, protecting leverage, protecting the next contract), some of it is superstition dressed up as analysis. Pitchers narrate their own mythology because their job depends on it: you can’t take the mound thinking you’re ordinary.
The “crybabies” line lands because it’s half affection, half indictment. Pitchers live in a world where tiny variables feel catastrophic: a fingertip on a seam, a gust, a missed call. When you’re asked to repeat near-perfection while everyone watches, grievance becomes a coping mechanism. Berra, as a catcher, is the natural foil - the guy absorbing foul tips, managing egos, and translating panic into a game plan. His intent is also territorial: a reminder that catchers do emotional labor while pitchers get the spotlight.
The joke’s subtext is power. Pitchers can rewrite the game; catchers and hitters have to live inside that rewrite. Berra punctures the grandeur with a locker-room label: these princes of the mound are either selling a narrative or sulking when it cracks.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Berra, Yogi. (2026, January 17). All pitchers are liars or crybabies. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/all-pitchers-are-liars-or-crybabies-26802/
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Berra, Yogi. "All pitchers are liars or crybabies." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/all-pitchers-are-liars-or-crybabies-26802/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"All pitchers are liars or crybabies." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/all-pitchers-are-liars-or-crybabies-26802/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.
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