"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height"
About this Quote
As an athlete-turned-manager, Stengel’s intent isn’t abstract wordplay; it’s practical psychology. A team is a collection of egos, habits, rivalries, and private anxieties. Give them a conventional command and you risk resistance, boredom, or the quiet sabotage of half-effort. Give them a bizarre command and you get attention. The players have to look up, laugh, negotiate with each other, and, crucially, stop taking themselves so seriously. It’s a reset button for group dynamics: confusion becomes camaraderie, and the manager becomes the person who controls the temperature of the room.
The subtext is also a gentle flex. Stengel isn’t asking for obedience to the literal order; he’s testing whether the group will move when he speaks, whether they’ll improvise together, whether they can tolerate ambiguity. Coming from a baseball lifer in an era when “discipline” often meant hard-edged authoritarianism, the joke becomes a softer kind of power: leadership through misdirection, humor, and a reminder that the game, at its best, runs on play.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Stengel, Casey. (2026, January 14). All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/all-right-everyone-line-up-alphabetically-30408/
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Stengel, Casey. "All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/all-right-everyone-line-up-alphabetically-30408/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/all-right-everyone-line-up-alphabetically-30408/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





