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"All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff"

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Zappa drops the line like a slap and a wink: a rock musician praising "people with wigs and stuff" is obviously not surrender, it is bait. The wig is shorthand for the sanctified composer-canon (Bach, Mozart, Beethoven), the whole museum culture that treats Western classical music as permanently unsurpassable. By making it sound vaguely dumb - "and stuff" - he punctures the reverence even as he gestures at genuine admiration.

The intent is double-edged. On one level, it mocks the lazy rockist belief that complexity started with electric guitars. Zappa, who studied Stravinsky and wrote stubbornly intricate pieces, knew the past contains terrifying craft. On another level, it skewers a modern anxiety: if greatness is already archived, contemporary artists are doomed to footnotes. He stages that fear as an absurd overstatement, because he also spent his career proving novelty exists - just not always in the forms the marketplace rewards.

Context matters: Zappa lived in a late-20th-century pop economy that sold rebellion while standardizing sound. Against that, invoking powdered wigs is a way to embarrass the present. If you're calling your three-chord anthem "genius", here's a reminder that people were writing counterpoint that still fries brains 300 years later.

The subtext lands hardest as a critique of cultural gatekeeping. "Good music" becomes a moving target defined by institutions - conservatories, critics, "serious" listeners. Zappa is both needling that hierarchy and exploiting it, daring you to admit you want tradition's stamp even while pretending you don't.

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Unverified source: The Progressive: Revolt Against Mediocrity (Zappa interview) (Frank Zappa, 1986)
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Primary-source occurrence located in a long-form interview with Frank Zappa by Batya Friedman and Steve Lyons, published in The Progressive (November 1986). In the Q&A, Zappa says: "All the good music's already been written by people with wigs and stuff on." This appears as part of his response t...
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The Book of Uncommon Quips and Quotations (B.V.R. Rao, Venkata Ramana, 2003) compilation95.0%
... All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff . mvm -Frank Zappa I think I should hav...
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music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago and its form
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Zappa, Frank. (2026, January 13). All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/all-the-good-music-has-already-been-written-by-31210/

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Zappa, Frank. "All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff." FixQuotes. January 13, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/all-the-good-music-has-already-been-written-by-31210/.

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"All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff." FixQuotes, 13 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/all-the-good-music-has-already-been-written-by-31210/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.

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Frank Zappa (December 21, 1940 - December 4, 1993) was a Musician from USA.

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