"All the times being like, 'Who rented this car and why are we going to this place?' You take the easy route and go, 'Oh, thanks for the champagne. I'll have another.'"
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The intent isn’t to dunk on champagne-soaked parties as much as to expose the quiet coercion baked into them. “Who rented this car” reads like a logistical question, but it’s really about agency: who’s in control, who’s curating your access, who gets to decide what you’re endorsing just by showing up. The “easy route” is code for a thousand small compromises, the social calculus that keeps doors open and reputations intact. Dawson frames it as a choice, but the joke is that it often doesn’t feel like one.
Contextually, it fits an actor’s reality: networking disguised as fun, spontaneity that’s actually scheduling, luxury that can double as leverage. The line’s power is its plainspoken honesty. It doesn’t moralize. It shows how the machine works - not through scandal, but through the everyday choreography of politeness.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Dawson, Rosario. (2026, January 15). All the times being like, 'Who rented this car and why are we going to this place?' You take the easy route and go, 'Oh, thanks for the champagne. I'll have another.'. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/all-the-times-being-like-who-rented-this-car-and-162187/
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Dawson, Rosario. "All the times being like, 'Who rented this car and why are we going to this place?' You take the easy route and go, 'Oh, thanks for the champagne. I'll have another.'." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/all-the-times-being-like-who-rented-this-car-and-162187/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"All the times being like, 'Who rented this car and why are we going to this place?' You take the easy route and go, 'Oh, thanks for the champagne. I'll have another.'." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/all-the-times-being-like-who-rented-this-car-and-162187/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.







