"All these portrayals we see of knights fighting must be absolute rubbish because knights in armour could literally have only had two or three blows and then they'd have had to sit down to have a cup of tea"
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The subtext is a critique of how entertainment manufactures stamina. Screen knights aren’t just brave; they’re physically impossible, built to satisfy our appetite for spectacle and moral clarity. A fight that pauses after “two or three blows” would force stories to admit that war is mostly waiting, fatigue, and discomfort - the stuff choreography edits out because it reads as weakness. Strong’s comic exaggeration also smuggles in a classically British deflation: even the most exalted masculine ideal can be undone by needing a sit-down.
Context matters: an actor is uniquely positioned to call out the artificiality of “realism” on screen. Film and TV sell authenticity through mud, grit, and clanging steel, then ignore the simplest constraint - human endurance. Strong’s line isn’t anti-knight; it’s anti-posture, reminding us that the most convincing detail is often the least glamorous one.
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Strong, Mark. (2026, January 16). All these portrayals we see of knights fighting must be absolute rubbish because knights in armour could literally have only had two or three blows and then they'd have had to sit down to have a cup of tea. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/all-these-portrayals-we-see-of-knights-fighting-100176/
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Strong, Mark. "All these portrayals we see of knights fighting must be absolute rubbish because knights in armour could literally have only had two or three blows and then they'd have had to sit down to have a cup of tea." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/all-these-portrayals-we-see-of-knights-fighting-100176/.
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"All these portrayals we see of knights fighting must be absolute rubbish because knights in armour could literally have only had two or three blows and then they'd have had to sit down to have a cup of tea." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/all-these-portrayals-we-see-of-knights-fighting-100176/. Accessed 10 Feb. 2026.




