"Allow me to say that I would long since have committed suicide had desisting made me a professor of Latin"
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The subtext is pure Pound: art as combat sport, philology as either fuel or dead weight. He loved the classics when they served as quarry and weapon - texts to pillage, translate, remake, and jam into modernist experiment. "Professor of Latin" signals the opposite: the classics entombed in tenure, fenced off by exams, reduced to safe stewardship. His jab carries the modernist anxiety that universities don’t preserve culture; they domesticate it.
Context matters. Pound built his identity on refusal - refusal of Victorian taste, bourgeois comfort, literary politeness. He needed enemies: mediocrity, bureaucracy, "respectability". The dark exaggeration works because it’s a performance of extremity, a way of making aesthetic seriousness sound like a matter of life and death while also mocking the very idea that a life in letters should culminate in administrative legitimacy. It’s not an argument so much as a provocation: art doesn’t "desist". It escalates.
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