Wealth & Money Quote by A. A. Milne

Milne lands the knife with a nursery writer's politeness and a satirist's aim: authorship, he suggests, isn’t a rare vocation so much as a social costume. "Almost anyone can be an author" punctures the romantic myth of the singular genius. The real "business" isn’t the writing; it’s the conversion of a label into currency. He’s not denying craft exists. He’s pointing out how quickly the marketplace rewards the appearance of craft - and how eagerly people volunteer for the role once the payoff is visible.

The phrasing does a lot of work. "This state of being" makes "author" sound less like a practice than a status update, a kind of ontological upgrade. Milne is describing a cultural pipeline: produce enough pages to qualify, then monetize the aura. The cynicism is controlled, almost managerial. Authorship becomes administrative labor: collect.

Context matters. Milne wrote in an era when mass literacy, magazines, and an expanding publishing industry were turning writing into a middle-class ambition and a public spectacle. He also lived the downside of literary branding: forever yoked to Winnie-the-Pooh, praised and diminished by the same success. Read that way, the line has the sting of someone who watched "fame" crowd out the work, then watched the work get reinterpreted as a mere instrument for fame.

It still scans cleanly today, in a world of self-publishing, Substack bylines, and influencer memoirs. Milne’s point isn’t that authors are frauds; it’s that culture loves credentials it can buy, and the word "author" is one of the cheapest.