"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut"
About this Quote
The subtext is pure Hemingway: character is proved in action, not in excuses. Intoxication becomes a truth serum and a liability at once. When you’re drunk, you say the thing you want to be brave enough to mean. When you’re sober, you discover whether you actually have the spine to carry it. That gap between desire and discipline is where his work lives - men trying to outpace their own weakness with codes, rituals, and self-imposed rules.
It also has the sound of barroom stoicism, the kind that travels well because it’s funny and cruel in one breath. The joke lands, then stings: if you make a habit of extravagant declarations, the universe will eventually collect. Read in context of Hemingway’s public myth - hard drinking, macho performance, a cultivated persona of toughness - the quote doubles as self-mythmaking and self-indictment. He’s selling an ethic and mocking it, admitting that even “strength” sometimes needs an external leash: consequences.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Later attribution: Ernest Hemingway (Ernest Hemingway) modern compilation
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november 1986 always do sober what you said youd do drunk that will teach you to keep your mouth shut from a |
| Featured | This quote was our Quote of the Day on June 10, 2023 |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hemingway, Ernest. (2026, January 11). Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/always-do-sober-what-you-said-youd-do-drunk-that-31131/
Chicago Style
Hemingway, Ernest. "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." FixQuotes. January 11, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/always-do-sober-what-you-said-youd-do-drunk-that-31131/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." FixQuotes, 11 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/always-do-sober-what-you-said-youd-do-drunk-that-31131/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.




