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"Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance"

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Regal wisdom rarely arrives this bodily. In a monarchy built on ceremony, stiffness, and the performance of control, King George V’s line lands with the blunt practicality of a staff memo. That’s the point: it punctures the pomp. The sentence is short, command-like, and almost militarily procedural, reducing the grand apparatus of royal life to a logistical truth no amount of pageantry can outrun.

The intent is functional - advice for surviving long engagements, unpredictable schedules, and the rigid etiquette that can make leaving a room feel like a diplomatic incident. But the subtext is about power and constraint. A king, supposedly the freest man in the room, is still subject to the same biological clock as everyone else. If anything, he’s less free: surrounded by handlers, timelines, and expectations, he can’t casually disappear without triggering whispers, reshuffling, and minor panic. “When you have a chance” acknowledges that even the sovereign operates inside narrow windows of permission.

Context matters. George V reigned through the First World War and into a modernizing Britain where royal authority increasingly depended on discipline and image. Public life became longer, more crowded, more mediated. The line reads like survival guidance for a life lived on display: anticipate your needs, because the world will not politely pause for them. It’s funny because it’s true, and revealing because it’s a king admitting the limits of kingship - the crown doesn’t cancel the bladder, it just complicates it.

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V, King George. (2026, January 18). Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/always-go-to-the-bathroom-when-you-have-a-chance-9542/

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V, King George. "Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/always-go-to-the-bathroom-when-you-have-a-chance-9542/.

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"Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/always-go-to-the-bathroom-when-you-have-a-chance-9542/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.

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King George V (June 3, 1865 - January 20, 1936) was a Royalty from United Kingdom.

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