"Always live in the ugliest house on the street - then you don't have to look at it"
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Hockney has spent a career insisting that seeing is an active, chosen act - not a passive reception of prettiness. The joke works because it smuggles an aesthetic ethic into a real-estate proverb. The “ugliest house” isn’t about misery; it’s about refusing to let your environment dictate your identity. It’s also a practical antidote to taste as social anxiety: if you opt out of competing for “the best,” you also opt out of the constant micro-judgment of surfaces.
There’s a quiet class critique underneath the quip, too. In consumer culture, beauty is often purchased as reassurance. Hockney suggests the opposite: buy yourself room to think. The punchline - “then you don’t have to look at it” - lands because it admits a harsh truth about self-curation. Sometimes the thing you’re most trapped by is the thing you’re most proud of.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: The Mammoth Book of Great British Humour (Michael Powell, 2010) modern compilationISBN: 9781849016698 · ID: 5qmeBAAAQBAJ
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