"American critics are like American universities. They both have dull and half-dead faculties"
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The sting is in “faculties,” a word that means both academic departments and the human capacity to feel and perceive. Calling them “dull and half-dead” implies more than boredom; it’s moral and aesthetic exhaustion, a culture where the machinery of expertise keeps running after the animating spirit has thinned out. “Half-dead” is also Albee’s sly precision: these institutions aren’t fully dead, which would at least be honest. They linger, zombified, capable of grading, reviewing, and gatekeeping, but not of genuine risk.
Context matters. Albee came up in a mid-century American theatre scene where critics could canonize or crater a production overnight, and universities increasingly professionalized art into curricula, workshops, and credentials. His own work, from Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? onward, thrives on discomfort: long knives, social hypocrisy, emotional sadism. He’s indicting not ignorance but domestication - the way “serious” culture can be neutralized by committees and column inches.
The subtext is self-defense with teeth. If critics and professors can’t recognize the living nerve in art, then their authority is performance too - just a quieter one, staged in lecture halls and review pages.
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