"Americans are really obsessed with their teeth being white and straight, aren't they? I saw this little girl the other day with one of those whole head braces. Elastic all the way around! How traumatizing for a child to have to wear one of those! You look like a monster"
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The pivot to the “little girl” sharpens the critique. Orthodontics here isn’t self-improvement; it’s early social conditioning. “Whole head braces” and “elastic all the way around” linger in the reader’s mind because they sound less like healthcare than hardware. Moss uses the language of spectacle - “traumatizing,” “monster” - to describe what American normalcy can demand from a child: endure temporary humiliation now to qualify for acceptability later. It’s a blunt moral accounting of how beauty standards get installed before someone can even consent.
Coming from Moss, a model whose career was built inside image-making’s most ruthless machinery, the comment lands as both outsider snark and insider recognition. She’s not pretending fashion is innocent; she’s pointing out that America’s version of “natural” often requires visible suffering, then asks you to call it confidence. The line “You look like a monster” isn’t cruelty toward the girl so much as an indictment of the system willing to turn a kid into a cautionary prop for future perfection.
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Moss, Kate. (2026, January 15). Americans are really obsessed with their teeth being white and straight, aren't they? I saw this little girl the other day with one of those whole head braces. Elastic all the way around! How traumatizing for a child to have to wear one of those! You look like a monster. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/americans-are-really-obsessed-with-their-teeth-150553/
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Moss, Kate. "Americans are really obsessed with their teeth being white and straight, aren't they? I saw this little girl the other day with one of those whole head braces. Elastic all the way around! How traumatizing for a child to have to wear one of those! You look like a monster." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/americans-are-really-obsessed-with-their-teeth-150553/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Americans are really obsessed with their teeth being white and straight, aren't they? I saw this little girl the other day with one of those whole head braces. Elastic all the way around! How traumatizing for a child to have to wear one of those! You look like a monster." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/americans-are-really-obsessed-with-their-teeth-150553/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.







