"An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do"
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The subtext is self-exoneration by comparison, a kind of informal ethics built on proximity. If the other person is “an alcoholic,” then your own matching consumption becomes, by definition, normal: convivial, literary, deserved. Thomas collapses the comforting distance between “them” and “me,” showing how quickly we swap medical language in for what is basically contempt. It’s cynicism with a pulse, aimed at the hypocrisy of respectable indulgence.
Context matters because Thomas wasn’t sniping from the outside. He was a poet mythologized for excess and ultimately damaged by it, writing from within a culture where drinking lubricated masculine camaraderie and artistic identity. Mid-century bohemia loved to frame self-destruction as temperament, even talent. The line reads like a defense mechanism sharpened into epigram: if everyone around you drinks, the only “alcoholic” is the one who embarrasses you. The joke lands, then it curdles, because it implicates the speaker as the first person doing the rationalizing.
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Thomas, Dylan. (2026, January 17). An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/an-alcoholic-is-someone-you-dont-like-who-drinks-59277/
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Thomas, Dylan. "An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/an-alcoholic-is-someone-you-dont-like-who-drinks-59277/.
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"An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/an-alcoholic-is-someone-you-dont-like-who-drinks-59277/. Accessed 20 Feb. 2026.








