"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men"
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The intent is less to flatter animals than to puncture human exceptionalism. Victorian culture loved ranking species on a ladder that conveniently ended at “man,” with reason and restraint as the defining upgrades. Darwin, the scientist who helped detonate that ladder, twists the knife: if abstention after harm is wisdom, the monkey can outscore the gentleman. The subtext is evolutionary, not sentimental. He’s implying that what we call vice might be a mismatch between modern temptations and older cognitive wiring, and that “rational man” is often just a story men tell after the fact.
Context matters: Darwin wrote in an era when temperance debates, colonial trade, and class-coded drinking habits were political live wires. By choosing brandy - a respectable spirit - he makes the target uncomfortably close to home. It’s satire disguised as natural history: a reminder that nature doesn’t care about our self-image, only about what behavior survives.
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Darwin, Charles. (2026, January 15). An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/an-american-monkey-after-getting-drunk-on-brandy-30479/
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Darwin, Charles. "An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/an-american-monkey-after-getting-drunk-on-brandy-30479/.
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"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/an-american-monkey-after-getting-drunk-on-brandy-30479/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.








