"An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame - Southern Methodist University game and doesn't care who wins"
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The matchup matters. Notre Dame carries Catholic prestige and a national following; SMU signals Protestant, Southern respectability. The punchline turns the game into a symbolic referendum on America’s religious architecture: you’re expected to pick a side because picking a side proves you have roots somewhere. Eisenhower isn’t making a theological argument so much as a civic one: in his America, belief is less about metaphysics than about joining the shared rituals that make the country feel coherent.
That’s why it works rhetorically. It’s light enough to sound inclusive, even folksy, while smuggling in a boundary line. The atheist isn’t attacked for unbelief; he’s teased for failing to perform the communal script. Coming from a president who helped preside over the era’s public piety (the national embrace of “under God,” the cultural positioning of faith against Soviet atheism), the quip reads as soft power: an invitation to laugh, and a reminder that American normalcy came with expectations. Indifference, here, is the real heresy.
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"An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame - Southern Methodist University game and doesn't care who wins." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/an-atheist-is-a-man-who-watches-a-notre-dame--30913/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.









