"An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one"
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The joke lands because it treats a national stereotype with the seriousness of a moral law. Mikes takes the British queue - normally a mundane bit of public choreography - and turns it into a private ritual, so ingrained it survives the absence of an audience. A "queue of one" is an absurdity on its face, yet the phrasing is perfectly bureaucratic: "forms", "orderly". The comic friction is between the emptiness of the situation and the fullness of the rule.
Mikes, a Hungarian-born writer who made a career observing Britain from the position of the affectionate outsider, isn’t praising politeness so much as diagnosing a social operating system. The Englishman here is not merely considerate; he is managed by an internalized sense of procedure. The subtext is about self-policing: the queue becomes a symbol of consent to rules even when no one is watching, a small civic virtue that can read as admirable discipline or quietly comic repression.
The line also has a postwar resonance. Mid-century Britain liked to imagine itself as orderly, fair, and patiently resilient, especially as empire frayed and austerity lingered. Queuing wasn’t just etiquette; it was infrastructure, a way to domesticate scarcity and keep the peace. Mikes punctures that self-image with a pin that doesn’t quite pop the balloon: he makes the English lovable and slightly ridiculous at once. The satire is gentle, but it’s not neutral. It asks whether "order" is a shared social good, or simply habit elevated into identity.
Mikes, a Hungarian-born writer who made a career observing Britain from the position of the affectionate outsider, isn’t praising politeness so much as diagnosing a social operating system. The Englishman here is not merely considerate; he is managed by an internalized sense of procedure. The subtext is about self-policing: the queue becomes a symbol of consent to rules even when no one is watching, a small civic virtue that can read as admirable discipline or quietly comic repression.
The line also has a postwar resonance. Mid-century Britain liked to imagine itself as orderly, fair, and patiently resilient, especially as empire frayed and austerity lingered. Queuing wasn’t just etiquette; it was infrastructure, a way to domesticate scarcity and keep the peace. Mikes punctures that self-image with a pin that doesn’t quite pop the balloon: he makes the English lovable and slightly ridiculous at once. The satire is gentle, but it’s not neutral. It asks whether "order" is a shared social good, or simply habit elevated into identity.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | George Mikes, How to be an Alien (1946) — commonly cited source for the line "An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one". |
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