"An expert is somebody who is more than 50 miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides"
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The joke lands because it weaponizes a truth everyone in government has felt: expertise is often less a body of knowledge than a performance staged at a safe distance from consequences. Meese’s “more than 50 miles from home” is a sly geography of credibility. Far enough away to seem objective, close enough to still bill the trip. It’s a dig at the ritual of importing outsiders who gain authority precisely by not being entangled in local messes, patronage networks, or the boring grind of making a policy work on Tuesday.
The second clause is the real blade. “No responsibility for implementing the advice” isn’t just a complaint about consultants; it’s an indictment of how institutions launder accountability. Advice becomes a kind of moral outsourcing: leaders can cite the expert, adopt the aura of rigor, and still dodge blame when reality refuses to cooperate. Meese, a Reagan-era power broker steeped in the machinery of Washington, knew how often “expert guidance” functions as a shield for decisions already made.
Then there are the slides, a perfectly chosen punchline from the era when projectors and bullet points started replacing persuasion. Slides imply a certain technocratic theater: data arranged to look decisive, complexity compressed into digestible rectangles, confidence beamed onto a screen. The subtext is not anti-knowledge; it’s anti-prestige without skin in the game. Meese is mocking the credentialed traveler whose certainty grows in inverse proportion to his exposure to the fallout.
The second clause is the real blade. “No responsibility for implementing the advice” isn’t just a complaint about consultants; it’s an indictment of how institutions launder accountability. Advice becomes a kind of moral outsourcing: leaders can cite the expert, adopt the aura of rigor, and still dodge blame when reality refuses to cooperate. Meese, a Reagan-era power broker steeped in the machinery of Washington, knew how often “expert guidance” functions as a shield for decisions already made.
Then there are the slides, a perfectly chosen punchline from the era when projectors and bullet points started replacing persuasion. Slides imply a certain technocratic theater: data arranged to look decisive, complexity compressed into digestible rectangles, confidence beamed onto a screen. The subtext is not anti-knowledge; it’s anti-prestige without skin in the game. Meese is mocking the credentialed traveler whose certainty grows in inverse proportion to his exposure to the fallout.
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