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"An institute run with such knavish imbecility that if it were not the work of God it would not last a fortnight"

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Belloc doesn’t just insult; he builds a little Rube Goldberg machine of contempt and then powers it with theology. “Knavish imbecility” is a double hit: not merely stupid, but stupid with motive. He’s targeting a bureaucracy (or church-adjacent institution, as Belloc often did) that manages to be both incompetent and self-serving, the kind of organization whose failures feel too patterned to be accidental. The phrase makes corruption sound clumsy rather than sleek, which is part of the joke: even the villains can’t do villainy right.

Then comes the killer turn: “if it were not the work of God it would not last a fortnight.” Belloc’s Catholic imagination flips a complaint into a backhanded proof of providence. The institution is so poorly run that its continued existence becomes evidence of divine maintenance - grace as a cosmic life-support machine. The line works because it weaponizes a believer’s logic against the believer’s frustrations. It allows him to say, in effect: I’m loyal enough to invoke God, and angry enough to drag God into the mess.

Contextually, Belloc was a polemicist-poet with a journalist’s bite, writing in an era when large institutions (the modern state, the press, sprawling churches, empires) felt simultaneously permanent and absurd. The subtext is a warning about how institutions survive: not because they are well-governed, but because tradition, faith, inertia, and myth keep the lights on long after competence has left the building.

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Later attribution: The Catholic Church (John L. Allen Jr., 2014) modern compilationISBN: 9780199379828 · ID: uRHNAgAAQBAJ
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Belloc, Hilaire. (2026, January 13). An institute run with such knavish imbecility that if it were not the work of God it would not last a fortnight. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/an-institute-run-with-such-knavish-imbecility-59865/

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Belloc, Hilaire. "An institute run with such knavish imbecility that if it were not the work of God it would not last a fortnight." FixQuotes. January 13, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/an-institute-run-with-such-knavish-imbecility-59865/.

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"An institute run with such knavish imbecility that if it were not the work of God it would not last a fortnight." FixQuotes, 13 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/an-institute-run-with-such-knavish-imbecility-59865/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.

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Hilaire Belloc

Hilaire Belloc (July 27, 1870 - July 16, 1953) was a Poet from England.

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