"And I don't cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza!"
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The subtext is class and control. Delivery pizza isn’t gourmet; it’s the democratic, late-night staple. Woods invokes it to seem relatable, but the real privilege is not the pepperoni - it’s the ability to outsource life without consequence. For a professional athlete whose brand is precision, training, and micromanaged performance, the humor comes from the contrast: the man who calibrates his swing down to millimeters opts out of the kitchen entirely. It humanizes him while reinforcing the idea that his real labor happens elsewhere.
Culturally, it sits in a late-90s/early-2000s celebrity masculinity lane: the star who can admit he’s useless at “normal” tasks because he’s exceptional at his job. It also nods to the era’s growing convenience economy, where adulthood starts to look less like competence and more like logistics. The joke works because it’s small, mundane, and revealing: a glimpse of how fame turns even dinner into a service.
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Woods, Tiger. (2026, February 18). And I don't cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/and-i-dont-cook-either-not-as-long-as-they-still-89569/
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Woods, Tiger. "And I don't cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza!" FixQuotes. February 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/and-i-dont-cook-either-not-as-long-as-they-still-89569/.
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"And I don't cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza!" FixQuotes, 18 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/and-i-dont-cook-either-not-as-long-as-they-still-89569/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.







