Skip to main content

Motivation Quote by Tiger Woods

"And I don't cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza"

About this Quote

Woods lands the line like a casual shrug, but it’s a carefully tuned flex: domestic competence is optional when money, fame, and modern convenience can solve the problem faster. “And I don’t cook, either” frames itself as a confession, yet the punchline - “Not as long as they still deliver pizza” - flips it into a cheeky declaration of independence. He’s not apologizing; he’s jokingly rejecting the expectation that an adult, especially a famously disciplined one, should perform everyday self-sufficiency off the course.

The subtext is class and control. Delivery pizza isn’t gourmet; it’s the democratic, late-night staple. Woods invokes it to seem relatable, but the real privilege is not the pepperoni - it’s the ability to outsource life without consequence. For a professional athlete whose brand is precision, training, and micromanaged performance, the humor comes from the contrast: the man who calibrates his swing down to millimeters opts out of the kitchen entirely. It humanizes him while reinforcing the idea that his real labor happens elsewhere.

Culturally, it sits in a late-90s/early-2000s celebrity masculinity lane: the star who can admit he’s useless at “normal” tasks because he’s exceptional at his job. It also nods to the era’s growing convenience economy, where adulthood starts to look less like competence and more like logistics. The joke works because it’s small, mundane, and revealing: a glimpse of how fame turns even dinner into a service.

Quote Details

TopicWitty One-Liners
More Quotes by Tiger Add to List
And I do not cook either Not as long as they still deliver pizza
Click to enlarge Portrait | Landscape

About the Author

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods (born December 30, 1975) is a Athlete from USA.

26 more quotes available

View Profile

Similar Quotes

Kate DiCamillo, Author