"And, uh, I did that, and there was nothing more ridiculous to me than finding the weight of the earth because I didn't care how much the earth weighed"
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Goldberg’s genius wasn’t just in drawing elaborate contraptions; it was in spotting the comic tragedy of misapplied brainpower. “Finding the weight of the earth” is a punchline disguised as an academic flex: an image of someone performing a monumental calculation for the sheer prestige of doing it, then puncturing it with the bluntest possible metric of meaning - I didn’t care. The stammered “And, uh” matters, too. It mimics the offhand cadence of a guy confessing a youthful error, as if the whole episode is both impressive and embarrassing. That casual delivery is a cartoonist’s timing: set up the grand scale, then deflate it with a shrug.
The intent is not anti-intellectual so much as anti-pretension. Goldberg is targeting the kind of education and social status game that rewards difficult answers to irrelevant questions. The subtext reads like a warning from someone who has watched “smart” become a performance. He’s skeptical of knowledge as trophy, not as tool; the calculation becomes an early version of what we’d now call optimizing the wrong thing.
Contextually, it tracks with the Goldberg worldview: modern life thick with effortful systems that don’t serve human needs. His Rube Goldberg machines aren’t only jokes about complexity; they’re critiques of a culture that confuses complexity with value. Measuring the earth’s weight becomes the ultimate overengineered task - vast, elegant, and pointless if it isn’t anchored to care.
The intent is not anti-intellectual so much as anti-pretension. Goldberg is targeting the kind of education and social status game that rewards difficult answers to irrelevant questions. The subtext reads like a warning from someone who has watched “smart” become a performance. He’s skeptical of knowledge as trophy, not as tool; the calculation becomes an early version of what we’d now call optimizing the wrong thing.
Contextually, it tracks with the Goldberg worldview: modern life thick with effortful systems that don’t serve human needs. His Rube Goldberg machines aren’t only jokes about complexity; they’re critiques of a culture that confuses complexity with value. Measuring the earth’s weight becomes the ultimate overengineered task - vast, elegant, and pointless if it isn’t anchored to care.
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