"And, uh, I did that, and there was nothing more ridiculous to me than finding the weight of the earth because I didn't care how much the earth weighed"
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The intent is not anti-intellectual so much as anti-pretension. Goldberg is targeting the kind of education and social status game that rewards difficult answers to irrelevant questions. The subtext reads like a warning from someone who has watched “smart” become a performance. He’s skeptical of knowledge as trophy, not as tool; the calculation becomes an early version of what we’d now call optimizing the wrong thing.
Contextually, it tracks with the Goldberg worldview: modern life thick with effortful systems that don’t serve human needs. His Rube Goldberg machines aren’t only jokes about complexity; they’re critiques of a culture that confuses complexity with value. Measuring the earth’s weight becomes the ultimate overengineered task - vast, elegant, and pointless if it isn’t anchored to care.
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Goldberg, Rube. "And, uh, I did that, and there was nothing more ridiculous to me than finding the weight of the earth because I didn't care how much the earth weighed." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/and-uh-i-did-that-and-there-was-nothing-more-116363/.
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"And, uh, I did that, and there was nothing more ridiculous to me than finding the weight of the earth because I didn't care how much the earth weighed." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/and-uh-i-did-that-and-there-was-nothing-more-116363/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.





