"Ankles are nearly always neat and good-looking, but knees are nearly always not"
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The sentence works on a simple comic mechanism: the confident, almost statistical cadence ("nearly always") applied to something that doesn’t deserve a rule. It mimics the tone of strategic certainty, then squanders it on knees. That mismatch is the point. Eisenhower is slyly acknowledging how much of public life runs on received wisdom and tidy generalizations, even when the subject is ridiculous. Ankles behave; knees betray. One is a clean line beneath a hem, the other a knobby hinge that reminds you we’re engineered, not sculpted.
There’s also a midcentury gender-and-manners subtext: legs were newly visible in mainstream fashion, and public commentary about bodies - especially women’s bodies - was casual, paternal, and socially permitted. Coming from a president associated with steadiness and restraint, the remark doubles as a pressure valve: a harmless, domesticated observation that lets him sound human without taking a real risk. It’s small talk with a politician’s instinct: intimate enough to charm, trivial enough to evade consequence.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Eisenhower, Dwight D. (n.d.). Ankles are nearly always neat and good-looking, but knees are nearly always not. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ankles-are-nearly-always-neat-and-good-looking-30915/
Chicago Style
Eisenhower, Dwight D. "Ankles are nearly always neat and good-looking, but knees are nearly always not." FixQuotes. Accessed February 1, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ankles-are-nearly-always-neat-and-good-looking-30915/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Ankles are nearly always neat and good-looking, but knees are nearly always not." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ankles-are-nearly-always-neat-and-good-looking-30915/. Accessed 1 Feb. 2026.




