"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves"
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On the surface it’s a quip about distracted driving, but the intent is sharper: it’s a jab at performative competence. If you can do both perfectly, one of them isn’t real. The kiss becomes a proxy for any experience that demands presence, risk, and a little surrender. Safe driving stands in for control, rules, and the modern fantasy that we can optimize intimacy the way we optimize schedules. The subtext is almost anti-efficiency: some pleasures are supposed to make you slightly irresponsible. If they don’t, maybe you’re going through motions.
Context matters, too. Cars were the signature technology of early- to mid-20th-century freedom and fatality; “safe” driving was already a moral pitch. Einstein’s celebrity made him a quote-magnet, and there’s debate about attribution, but the cultural function holds either way: the genius granting permission to treat romance as serious business precisely by joking about it. It’s an argument for attention disguised as a punchline, and it works because it flatters desire while indicting multitasking.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Einstein, Albert. (2026, January 18). Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/any-man-who-can-drive-safely-while-kissing-a-13634/
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Einstein, Albert. "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/any-man-who-can-drive-safely-while-kissing-a-13634/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/any-man-who-can-drive-safely-while-kissing-a-13634/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.











