"Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you've got to arrive at is a kind of typical gestural crap, right? You might agree, though you wouldn't call it gestural crap"
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The phrase “typical gestural crap” is doing the heavy lifting. Feldman’s target is gesture as shorthand - prepackaged musical acting: the fluttery entrance, the tasteful arpeggio, the obliging swell. Gestures are how composers simulate motion, drama, and meaning without inventing a new syntax. In a familiar duo format, those gestures arrive pre-approved by tradition, by conservatory training, by the market for recital-friendly repertoire. The insult is also a diagnosis: the combination tempts you into writing what audiences already think chamber music should sound like.
Then comes the sly twist: “You might agree, though you wouldn’t call it gestural crap.” Feldman is mocking professional decorum - the way institutions domesticate criticism into euphemism. He’s signaling his own aesthetic project (austere, attentive, suspicious of rhetoric): if the default moves are “crap,” the composer’s job is to refuse the defaults, to make sound that doesn’t behave, doesn’t persuade, doesn’t perform sincerity. The joke lands because it’s half-confession, half dare: if you’re a “professional,” prove it by not sounding professional.
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Feldman, Morton. (2026, January 16). Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you've got to arrive at is a kind of typical gestural crap, right? You might agree, though you wouldn't call it gestural crap. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/any-professional-knows-that-the-flute-and-the-82631/
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Feldman, Morton. "Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you've got to arrive at is a kind of typical gestural crap, right? You might agree, though you wouldn't call it gestural crap." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/any-professional-knows-that-the-flute-and-the-82631/.
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"Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you've got to arrive at is a kind of typical gestural crap, right? You might agree, though you wouldn't call it gestural crap." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/any-professional-knows-that-the-flute-and-the-82631/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.



