"Appraisals are where you get together with your team leader and agree what an outstanding member of the team you are, how much your contribution has been valued, what massive potential you have and, in recognition of all this, would you mind having your salary halved"
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The subtext is about power wearing a friendly mask. “Agree” is doing quiet violence here; it implies consensus while everyone knows who controls the terms. The appraisal becomes a ritual that converts an employee’s labor into a narrative the institution can own, then uses that narrative to justify austerity. Compliments aren’t gratitude; they’re anesthetic. “Massive potential” is the oldest corporate IOU: payment deferred into an imaginary future that never arrives.
Context matters, and it’s messy. Roosevelt was a trust-busting, labor-mediation, big-state conservative progressive who talked about the “strenuous life,” not HR’s passive-aggressive civility. That mismatch is revealing on its own. The quote reads like later British managerial satire (think 1980s-2000s office culture), where the joke is that exploitation has learned to smile, listen, and use your first name while picking your pocket.
Its specific intent is not to dunk on appraisals as paperwork; it’s to expose the emotional manipulation embedded in “feedback culture.” The gag lands because we recognize the scam: praise costs nothing, pay does.
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Roosevelt, Theodore. (2026, January 18). Appraisals are where you get together with your team leader and agree what an outstanding member of the team you are, how much your contribution has been valued, what massive potential you have and, in recognition of all this, would you mind having your salary halved. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/appraisals-are-where-you-get-together-with-your-13768/
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Roosevelt, Theodore. "Appraisals are where you get together with your team leader and agree what an outstanding member of the team you are, how much your contribution has been valued, what massive potential you have and, in recognition of all this, would you mind having your salary halved." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/appraisals-are-where-you-get-together-with-your-13768/.
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"Appraisals are where you get together with your team leader and agree what an outstanding member of the team you are, how much your contribution has been valued, what massive potential you have and, in recognition of all this, would you mind having your salary halved." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/appraisals-are-where-you-get-together-with-your-13768/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.






