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"Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money"

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Bierce’s joke lands because it treats “architect” less as a profession than as a predatory verb. The line is built on a tight piece of linguistic sabotage: “draft” flips from a respectable noun (a drawing) to the chilly reality of a financial “draft” (a withdrawal). In one pivot, the architect goes from maker of dreams to manager of your depletion. That switch is Bierce’s whole method in The Devil’s Dictionary: take a civic-sounding word, strip it of its halo, and reveal the transaction hiding underneath.

The specific intent isn’t really to dunk on architects as uniquely villainous. It’s to puncture the sentimental belief that taste, expertise, and “building a home” float above money. Bierce is calling out a bourgeois fantasy: that you can buy artistry without being bought, at least a little, by the system that sells it. The architect becomes a middleman between aspiration and billable hours, translating your imagination into paperwork and, quietly, your savings into their fee.

Context matters. Bierce wrote as a journalist sharpened by the Gilded Age, when American cities were remodeling themselves into monuments of wealth and professional class authority. “Architect” is a perfect target because the role carries cultural prestige and promises permanence, even as it’s tethered to clients, budgets, and status games. The cynicism isn’t random; it’s a warning shot at how easily aesthetics becomes an alibi for extraction. In Bierce’s hands, the house is the dream you finance, the draft is the reality that finances it back.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
SourceThe Devil's Dictionary — entry "Architect", Ambrose Bierce (satirical dictionary entry attributed to Bierce)
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Bierce, Ambrose. (2026, January 18). Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/architect-one-who-drafts-a-plan-of-your-house-and-3663/

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Bierce, Ambrose. "Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/architect-one-who-drafts-a-plan-of-your-house-and-3663/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/architect-one-who-drafts-a-plan-of-your-house-and-3663/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.

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Ambrose Bierce

Ambrose Bierce (June 24, 1842 - December 26, 1914) was a Journalist from USA.

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