"Are you stalking me? Because that would be super"
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Reynolds' screen persona (Deadpool, the self-aware rom-com lead, the guy winking from the gin ad) thrives on this exact move: insecurity armored with charm. The line signals confidence by pretending not to need it. It also flatters the other person with a hyperbolic fantasy of desire so intense it's illegal, which is absurd enough to read as playful rather than predatory - assuming the audience shares the same comedic contract.
Context matters because the joke only works in a culture steeped in irony and surveillance. We live with notifications, followers, and algorithmic "interest" that already feels like soft stalking. Reynolds turns that ambient creepiness into a punchline, laundering anxiety into banter. It's not romantic sincerity; it's modern courtship as stand-up: a risky premise delivered with a grin.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Reynolds, Ryan. (2026, January 16). Are you stalking me? Because that would be super. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/are-you-stalking-me-because-that-would-be-super-102417/
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Reynolds, Ryan. "Are you stalking me? Because that would be super." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/are-you-stalking-me-because-that-would-be-super-102417/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Are you stalking me? Because that would be super." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/are-you-stalking-me-because-that-would-be-super-102417/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.







