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"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths"

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Russell’s jab lands because it punctures the myth of the untouchable genius with a single, almost slapstick image: the great Aristotle, founder of formal logic, failing a kindergarten-level fact-check that’s literally at home. The comedy is surgical. “Maintained” mimics academic gravity, then the punchline yanks philosophy back into the body - teeth, mouths, wives. Russell isn’t merely dunking on an ancient error; he’s showing how easily “reason” becomes a social performance, insulated from the very reality it claims to systematize.

The intent is polemical: an argument against reverence, and against the lazy authority we grant to canonical thinkers. Aristotle is Russell’s chosen emblem because he represents the origin story Western intellectual culture loves to tell about itself - observation, classification, rational inquiry. The subtext is that those ideals are selectively applied. Aristotle could scrutinize animals and constitutions, yet women remained an abstraction filtered through inherited assumptions. Russell points to a deeper scandal: bias doesn’t just distort conclusions, it can prevent curiosity from ever turning toward the evidence.

Context matters. Russell, a 20th-century analytic philosopher and public intellectual, wrote in a period when science was tightening its methods and feminism was publicly challenging the “natural” stories men told about women. His anecdote becomes a compact critique of epistemic complacency: brilliance does not immunize anyone from prejudice, and institutions that treat prestige as proof are built to propagate confident errors.

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SourceBertrand Russell, A History of Western Philosophy — chapter on Aristotle; Russell's critical remark noting Aristotle's claim that women have fewer teeth than men (in his discussion of Aristotle's empirical errors).
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Russell, Bertrand. (2026, January 18). Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/aristotle-maintained-that-women-have-fewer-teeth-16761/

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Russell, Bertrand. "Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/aristotle-maintained-that-women-have-fewer-teeth-16761/.

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"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/aristotle-maintained-that-women-have-fewer-teeth-16761/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Bertrand Russell (May 18, 1872 - February 2, 1970) was a Philosopher from United Kingdom.

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