"As for pictures and museums, that don't trouble me. The worst of going abroad is that you've always got to look at things of that sort. To have to do it at home would be beyond a joke"
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The joke sharpens in the escalation. Abroad, you “always” have to look at pictures and museums: not because you’re curious, but because the itinerary (and the companions) requires it. Art becomes a chore, a checkpoint, a moral exercise. Oliphant’s comedy is in treating aesthetic experience like a nuisance tax of mobility, an unavoidable surcharge on the passport.
Then she twists the knife: having to do it “at home” would be “beyond a joke.” The subtext is deliciously snobbish and pragmatic at once. Abroad, you can frame your boredom as part of the grand foreign package; at home, the same dutiful trudging would expose the performance for what it is - empty, self-congratulatory, and weirdly joyless. It’s also a swipe at the Victorian museum boom and the era’s belief in culture as public instruction. Oliphant implies that enforced edification doesn’t elevate the soul; it just manufactures a class of people fluent in the gestures of taste, and quietly miserable while making them.
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Oliphant, Margaret. (2026, January 15). As for pictures and museums, that don't trouble me. The worst of going abroad is that you've always got to look at things of that sort. To have to do it at home would be beyond a joke. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/as-for-pictures-and-museums-that-dont-trouble-me-99283/
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Oliphant, Margaret. "As for pictures and museums, that don't trouble me. The worst of going abroad is that you've always got to look at things of that sort. To have to do it at home would be beyond a joke." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/as-for-pictures-and-museums-that-dont-trouble-me-99283/.
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"As for pictures and museums, that don't trouble me. The worst of going abroad is that you've always got to look at things of that sort. To have to do it at home would be beyond a joke." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/as-for-pictures-and-museums-that-dont-trouble-me-99283/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.









