"As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my virgins"
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Then come “my virgins,” a phrase that lands with proprietary confidence. She isn’t talking about women so much as a signature product: the Cartland heroine, packaged in purity, safety, and certainty. The possessive “my” signals brand control, and the casualness suggests she knows exactly what she’s selling. There’s subtextual defensiveness too: critics mocked her for repetitive plots and archaic sexual politics, so she preempts them with a joke that turns accusation into inevitability. If the world keeps buying fantasies, she’ll keep manufacturing the clean version.
Context matters: Cartland wrote hundreds of novels in a 20th-century Britain where sexual mores were loosening and popular culture was getting louder, messier, and more explicit. Her virgins are a deliberate refuge - not just from sex, but from ambiguity. The quip works because it’s both self-parody and self-justification: she’s admitting the formula while daring you to pretend you don’t crave it.
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Cartland, Barbara. (2026, January 16). As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my virgins. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/as-long-as-the-plots-keep-arriving-from-outer-138053/
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Cartland, Barbara. "As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my virgins." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/as-long-as-the-plots-keep-arriving-from-outer-138053/.
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"As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my virgins." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/as-long-as-the-plots-keep-arriving-from-outer-138053/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





