"As long as ugly people are not on TV, you should only ever have interesting people on TV"
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The second clause is the sting. If TV insists on gatekeeping appearance, Almond argues, it owes viewers compensation: bring on people with actual voltage - eccentricity, intelligence, danger, wit, charisma that isn’t just symmetrical. “Only ever” is deliberately absolutist, a provocation that mimics TV’s own blunt sorting mechanisms: hot/not, telegenic/not, bookable/not. He’s mocking the idea that television can demand visual perfection and still serve up safe, interchangeable personalities.
Coming from Almond - a musician whose career has thrived on stylized artifice, camp, and transgression - the quote doubles as a defense of outsider glamour. Pop has long turned “too much” into allure; TV often sands “too much” down into relatability. His subtext is that if you’re going to curate reality, curate it with imagination. Otherwise you’re left with the worst trade: a medium obsessed with surfaces that can’t even deliver someone worth watching.
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Almond, Marc. (2026, January 16). As long as ugly people are not on TV, you should only ever have interesting people on TV. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/as-long-as-ugly-people-are-not-on-tv-you-should-124071/
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Almond, Marc. "As long as ugly people are not on TV, you should only ever have interesting people on TV." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/as-long-as-ugly-people-are-not-on-tv-you-should-124071/.
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"As long as ugly people are not on TV, you should only ever have interesting people on TV." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/as-long-as-ugly-people-are-not-on-tv-you-should-124071/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.








