"As soon as someone tells me: 'You're rather sexy,' I wish I could disappear. If somebody says: 'You were voted the world's sexiest man,' I have no idea what that means. How do I respond? 'Thank you' is the best you can do. George Clooney is the world's sexiest man, anyway"
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The “world’s sexiest man” bit is Craig zooming in on how absurdly bureaucratic attraction becomes when media turns it into a title. Sexiness, in this framing, is a brand metric: global, ranked, and somehow official. His deadpan “How do I respond?” is the key: he’s exposing the script. The only acceptable line is “Thank you,” because the system doesn’t actually want a human reaction; it wants compliance.
Then comes the punchline: “George Clooney is the world’s sexiest man, anyway.” That deflection is doing double duty. It’s funny, sure, but it’s also strategic. By naming Clooney, Craig relocates the “sexiest” crown onto a safer, established archetype - the charming, unthreatening gentleman - while distancing himself from being consumed as a product. Coming from an actor whose Bond era made him a body, a suit, and a symbol, the joke reads like self-defense disguised as banter.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Craig, Daniel. (2026, January 17). As soon as someone tells me: 'You're rather sexy,' I wish I could disappear. If somebody says: 'You were voted the world's sexiest man,' I have no idea what that means. How do I respond? 'Thank you' is the best you can do. George Clooney is the world's sexiest man, anyway. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/as-soon-as-someone-tells-me-youre-rather-sexy-i-52719/
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Craig, Daniel. "As soon as someone tells me: 'You're rather sexy,' I wish I could disappear. If somebody says: 'You were voted the world's sexiest man,' I have no idea what that means. How do I respond? 'Thank you' is the best you can do. George Clooney is the world's sexiest man, anyway." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/as-soon-as-someone-tells-me-youre-rather-sexy-i-52719/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"As soon as someone tells me: 'You're rather sexy,' I wish I could disappear. If somebody says: 'You were voted the world's sexiest man,' I have no idea what that means. How do I respond? 'Thank you' is the best you can do. George Clooney is the world's sexiest man, anyway." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/as-soon-as-someone-tells-me-youre-rather-sexy-i-52719/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.







