"As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office"
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The subtext is a feminist and populist critique delivered in the dialect of the clubhouse. “Their women” reduces women to property in a male political economy; Ivins repeats that ugliness to expose it, not endorse it. “Take their money” and “vote against ’em anyway” is the real blade: the legislature as a place where lobby cash and constituent interests pass like ships in the night, with lawmakers boasting about the gap.
Context matters: Ivins came up as a Texas columnist with a reporter’s nose for hypocrisy and a satirist’s instinct for the memorable phrase. She’s not describing one bad actor; she’s sketching a culture where corruption is normalized as competence. The intent isn’t just to shock. It’s to make the system sound like itself, and then dare the reader to accept it as normal.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Ivins, Molly. (2026, January 16). As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/as-they-say-around-the-texas-legislature-if-you-97344/
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Ivins, Molly. "As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/as-they-say-around-the-texas-legislature-if-you-97344/.
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"As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/as-they-say-around-the-texas-legislature-if-you-97344/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.





