"At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge"
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“Bald men definitely have an edge” is both punchline and pitch. “Edge” works as wordplay (baldness literally foregrounds the hairline’s absence) and as a social nudge: baldness is so often framed as loss, aging, decline. Lavin recasts it as advantage, an aesthetic plus, and she does it in the most democratic venue possible - a concert, where attraction is already tangled up with charisma, voice, presence. She’s not arguing from a lecture hall; she’s conducting a live experiment in taste.
The subtext is a small revolt against one-note masculinity and rigid beauty standards. By “crowning” Mr. Tampa, she gives permission for a different kind of male visibility: less about trying to look perpetually 27, more about owning the body you have. It’s affirmation disguised as banter, and it works because the audience gets to participate in the reframe in real time.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Lavin, Christine. (2026, January 15). At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/at-the-concert-im-going-to-crown-the-best-looking-139792/
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Lavin, Christine. "At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/at-the-concert-im-going-to-crown-the-best-looking-139792/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/at-the-concert-im-going-to-crown-the-best-looking-139792/. Accessed 16 Feb. 2026.







