"Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door"
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The line also works because it’s delivered as a quote-within-a-quote, like an inherited superstition. Schulz loved the way adults sound omniscient to kids and absurd to everyone else. Aunt Marion isn’t just a character; she’s a type: the relative whose “rules” are really a map of anxieties, passed down as if they were etiquette. The ellipsis after “was right...” signals a pause of resignation, the speaker catching up to a lesson learned the hard way.
Contextually, it’s peak Schulz: domestic comedy with an existential shadow. In Peanuts, ordinary life is a constant negotiation with disappointment, embarrassment, and sudden demands at the doorstep. The musician is vulnerability you choose; the door is vulnerability you don’t. Pairing them turns a private romantic fear and a public social fear into one compact worldview: stay safe, stay inside, don’t let the unpredictable in.
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Schulz, Charles M. (2026, January 15). Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/aunt-marion-was-right-never-marry-a-musician-and-5019/
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Schulz, Charles M. "Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/aunt-marion-was-right-never-marry-a-musician-and-5019/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/aunt-marion-was-right-never-marry-a-musician-and-5019/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.



