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Daily Inspiration Quote by Charles M. Schulz

"Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door"

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Aunt Marion’s “right” is the joke’s quiet engine: it borrows the grave certainty of old-family wisdom, then applies it to two rules that don’t belong in the same moral universe. “Never marry a musician” evokes the classic cautionary folklore of the unreliable artist - charming, broke, moody, allergic to schedules. “Never answer the door” swerves into pure defensive paranoia, the kind of rule you’d invent after one too many knocks from salesmen, neighbors, or life itself. Schulz fuses romantic risk and domestic dread into a single punchline about control: the fantasy that catastrophe can be avoided with the correct household policies.

The line also works because it’s delivered as a quote-within-a-quote, like an inherited superstition. Schulz loved the way adults sound omniscient to kids and absurd to everyone else. Aunt Marion isn’t just a character; she’s a type: the relative whose “rules” are really a map of anxieties, passed down as if they were etiquette. The ellipsis after “was right...” signals a pause of resignation, the speaker catching up to a lesson learned the hard way.

Contextually, it’s peak Schulz: domestic comedy with an existential shadow. In Peanuts, ordinary life is a constant negotiation with disappointment, embarrassment, and sudden demands at the doorstep. The musician is vulnerability you choose; the door is vulnerability you don’t. Pairing them turns a private romantic fear and a public social fear into one compact worldview: stay safe, stay inside, don’t let the unpredictable in.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Schulz, Charles M. (2026, January 15). Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/aunt-marion-was-right-never-marry-a-musician-and-5019/

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Schulz, Charles M. "Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/aunt-marion-was-right-never-marry-a-musician-and-5019/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/aunt-marion-was-right-never-marry-a-musician-and-5019/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Charles M. Schulz

Charles M. Schulz (November 26, 1922 - February 12, 2000) was a Cartoonist from USA.

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