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Daily Inspiration Quote by William Shatner

"Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case"

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Shatner’s gag works because it’s built like a courtroom mic-drop while being obviously, gleefully unserious. He takes an observation that’s banal to the point of nursery chatter - babies are top-heavy, wide-eyed, stub-limbed - then snaps it onto one of America’s most durable conspiracy talismans: Roswell. The punchline isn’t “aliens are real.” It’s the swaggering, cable-news cadence of certainty: “I rest my case,” the phrase that pretends evidence has been weighed and a verdict is inevitable.

The intent is to parody how flimsy pattern-matching gets promoted to proof. He’s mocking a particular cultural habit: treating superficial resemblance as a hidden link, then letting confidence do the rest of the argument. By choosing babies, he also borrows from our built-in “cute response,” that instinct to protect big-eyed creatures. In a sly way, that’s also how alien mythology often operates: the Roswell “grey” is less a monster than a weird, vulnerable child we project onto.

Context matters because Shatner isn’t just any actor; he’s Captain Kirk, a face tied to American sci-fi credibility and fandom seriousness. That makes the joke doubly pointed. It’s a wink from inside the clubhouse, using his genre authority to puncture genre credulity. The subtext: if you want to believe, you’ll always find a baby-shaped argument to hold.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Shatner, William. (2026, January 15). Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/babies-have-big-heads-and-big-eyes-and-tiny-150227/

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Shatner, William. "Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/babies-have-big-heads-and-big-eyes-and-tiny-150227/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/babies-have-big-heads-and-big-eyes-and-tiny-150227/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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William Shatner (born March 22, 1931) is a Actor from Canada.

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