"Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk"
About this Quote
Bierce turns a dictionary entry into a tiny act of sabotage: he pretends to define Bacchus, then swaps reverence for a smirk. The joke lands because it treats religion not as mystery but as paperwork - a “convenient” administrative solution to a human urge. Bacchus isn’t a god; he’s a loophole. That single adjective does most of the work, implying the ancients weren’t seized by divine ecstasy so much as hunting for cover.
The subtext is classic Bierce: people don’t merely sin, they outsource responsibility. If the party has a patron, the hangover becomes destiny. It’s cynicism sharpened into wit, aimed less at alcohol than at the moral accounting that surrounds it. Bierce isn’t condemning drinking so much as the way societies launder appetites through institutions - turning choice into ritual, impulse into tradition, self-indulgence into “culture.”
Context matters. Bierce wrote in an America swollen with moral crusades, especially the temperance movement, when drinking was both a widespread social fact and a battlefield for respectability. By dragging Bacchus into a modern idiom of excuses, Bierce collapses the distance between “ancient” superstition and contemporary self-justification. The ancients are not quaint; they’re recognizable. That’s the sting: progress hasn’t killed our need for gods, it’s just changed what we want them to forgive.
As a journalist, Bierce knew public virtue often runs on private vice. This line reads like a caption under every pious toast.
The subtext is classic Bierce: people don’t merely sin, they outsource responsibility. If the party has a patron, the hangover becomes destiny. It’s cynicism sharpened into wit, aimed less at alcohol than at the moral accounting that surrounds it. Bierce isn’t condemning drinking so much as the way societies launder appetites through institutions - turning choice into ritual, impulse into tradition, self-indulgence into “culture.”
Context matters. Bierce wrote in an America swollen with moral crusades, especially the temperance movement, when drinking was both a widespread social fact and a battlefield for respectability. By dragging Bacchus into a modern idiom of excuses, Bierce collapses the distance between “ancient” superstition and contemporary self-justification. The ancients are not quaint; they’re recognizable. That’s the sting: progress hasn’t killed our need for gods, it’s just changed what we want them to forgive.
As a journalist, Bierce knew public virtue often runs on private vice. This line reads like a caption under every pious toast.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Ambrose Bierce — The Devil's Dictionary, entry "Bacchus" (satirical definition: "Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk"). |
More Quotes by Ambrose
Add to List








