"Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk"
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The subtext is classic Bierce: people don’t merely sin, they outsource responsibility. If the party has a patron, the hangover becomes destiny. It’s cynicism sharpened into wit, aimed less at alcohol than at the moral accounting that surrounds it. Bierce isn’t condemning drinking so much as the way societies launder appetites through institutions - turning choice into ritual, impulse into tradition, self-indulgence into “culture.”
Context matters. Bierce wrote in an America swollen with moral crusades, especially the temperance movement, when drinking was both a widespread social fact and a battlefield for respectability. By dragging Bacchus into a modern idiom of excuses, Bierce collapses the distance between “ancient” superstition and contemporary self-justification. The ancients are not quaint; they’re recognizable. That’s the sting: progress hasn’t killed our need for gods, it’s just changed what we want them to forgive.
As a journalist, Bierce knew public virtue often runs on private vice. This line reads like a caption under every pious toast.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Ambrose Bierce — The Devil's Dictionary, entry "Bacchus" (satirical definition: "Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk"). |
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Bierce, Ambrose. (2026, January 15). Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/bacchus-n-a-convenient-deity-invented-by-the-3665/
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Bierce, Ambrose. "Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/bacchus-n-a-convenient-deity-invented-by-the-3665/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/bacchus-n-a-convenient-deity-invented-by-the-3665/. Accessed 26 Feb. 2026.









