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"Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having"

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Bierce’s joke lands because it pretends to praise science while quietly accusing it of being theater. A barometer is supposed to forecast, to offer the comforting illusion that nature can be read in advance. Bierce flips that promise into a deadpan tautology: the instrument “indicates” the weather we’re already experiencing. It’s a miniature satire of hindsight disguised as measurement, a reminder that information often arrives dressed as prediction after the fact.

The specific intent is to puncture technological reverence. In the late 19th century, instruments and statistics were becoming cultural props of modernity - badges of rational control in an era obsessed with progress. Bierce, a journalist with a war-hardened sense of human folly, aims his scalpel at that self-congratulation. The barometer becomes a symbol of expertise that looks useful partly because people want it to be useful. Its authority is not only mechanical; it’s social.

The subtext is sharper: institutions that claim to guide us frequently operate as narrators, not prophets. They translate what’s already happening into confident dials, charts, and pronouncements - a performance of certainty that calms the anxious public and flatters the specialist class. Bierce isn’t arguing that barometers are literally pointless; he’s mocking the way we treat instruments (and by extension, experts) as if they can abolish uncertainty.

That’s why the line still works. It’s the same dig we feel when punditry explains yesterday with tomorrow’s tone, or when dashboards convert chaos into neat numbers. Bierce’s cynicism isn’t anti-knowledge; it’s anti-pretension.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
SourceThe Devil's Dictionary — entry "Barometer", Ambrose Bierce.
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Ambrose Bierce

Ambrose Bierce (June 24, 1842 - December 26, 1914) was a Journalist from USA.

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