"Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off"
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Veeck’s line isn’t really about baseball; it’s about craving a clean verdict in a culture that keeps wriggling out of one. The first sentence pitches the sport as a little civic machine: measured time inside an unmeasured world, a place where roles are legible and consequences arrive on schedule. “Almost” matters. He’s not naive about baseball’s own messiness (bad calls, bad owners, bad luck). He’s arguing that, compared to daily life - politics, money, reputation - the game at least pretends to be accountable.
Then he twists the knife with the lawyer. In mid-century America, the lawyer is shorthand for procedural escape hatches: influence, loopholes, the soft power of money. Veeck, a showman-owner who sold baseball as entertainment but also as an American ritual, plays populist umpire here. Three strikes is the fantasy of equal treatment: the rules apply to the star, the scrub, the tycoon. No cross-examination, no plea bargain, no elegant technicality. Just an outcome.
The subtext is both democratic and slightly authoritarian: people don’t only want freedom; they want limits that feel real. Baseball’s appeal, in Veeck’s framing, is that it stages justice as arithmetic. In an “unorderly world,” that’s comfort - and a quiet rebuke to institutions that look orderly on paper but bend in practice.
Then he twists the knife with the lawyer. In mid-century America, the lawyer is shorthand for procedural escape hatches: influence, loopholes, the soft power of money. Veeck, a showman-owner who sold baseball as entertainment but also as an American ritual, plays populist umpire here. Three strikes is the fantasy of equal treatment: the rules apply to the star, the scrub, the tycoon. No cross-examination, no plea bargain, no elegant technicality. Just an outcome.
The subtext is both democratic and slightly authoritarian: people don’t only want freedom; they want limits that feel real. Baseball’s appeal, in Veeck’s framing, is that it stages justice as arithmetic. In an “unorderly world,” that’s comfort - and a quiet rebuke to institutions that look orderly on paper but bend in practice.
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