"Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal"
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Will, a journalist steeped in American civic mythology and comfortable treating sports as a branch of national character, is defending fandom without sounding sentimental. The Grand Canyon analogy is doing heavy rhetorical lifting: it drags baseball out of the entertainment bin and parks it beside a shared monument, something people feel entitled to revere. Once you accept that, the punchline lands: "Not all holes, or games, are created equal". It echoes the cadence of the Declaration of Independence, borrowing the nation’s most sanctified phrase to argue - half-seriously, half-impishly - that hierarchies of meaning are unavoidable.
The subtext is a cultural critique: America loves to sneer at devotion (to sports, art, ritual) while quietly living off the cohesion those devotions create. Will isn’t claiming baseball is sacred by nature; he’s saying significance is earned by history, communal memory, and the strange fact that millions agree to care at the same time.
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Will, George. (2026, January 15). Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/baseball-it-is-said-is-only-a-game-true-and-the-146102/
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Will, George. "Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/baseball-it-is-said-is-only-a-game-true-and-the-146102/.
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"Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/baseball-it-is-said-is-only-a-game-true-and-the-146102/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




