"Be able to sneeze without sounding ridiculous. That means neither stifling yourself or spraying your immediate vicinity"
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Vos Savant’s line lands like a well-aimed napkin: domestic, slightly prim, and secretly authoritarian about the smallest corner of public life. A sneeze is involuntary, but the performance of it isn’t. Her “be able to” frames etiquette as competence, not repression; the goal isn’t politeness as self-denial, it’s politeness as control. You’re allowed to be human, just not messy about it.
The punch is the two-sided rebuke. “Neither stifling yourself” rejects the martyrdom of manners, that tense little choke people do in meetings to prove they’re considerate. “Or spraying your immediate vicinity” skewers the opposite camp: the loud, proud bodily function treated like a badge of authenticity. Vos Savant proposes a third way: calibrated self-management. The ideal sneezer is someone who can modulate volume and velocity without making a spectacle.
Subtextually, it’s about boundaries. Sneezes are a micro-drama of shared space: what you release into the air becomes other people’s problem. The “immediate vicinity” phrase is doing a lot of work, pulling the reader’s focus from embarrassment to consequence. Long before public health posters and pandemic-era hygiene policing, she’s indexing the social contract of cleanliness and discomfort: your body is yours until it splashes into someone else’s day.
Context matters: vos Savant’s advice-column persona trades in practical rationality. The humor here isn’t laugh-out-loud; it’s the dry amusement of applying standards to what seems ungovernable, insisting that even chaos can be civilized if you respect physics and other people.
The punch is the two-sided rebuke. “Neither stifling yourself” rejects the martyrdom of manners, that tense little choke people do in meetings to prove they’re considerate. “Or spraying your immediate vicinity” skewers the opposite camp: the loud, proud bodily function treated like a badge of authenticity. Vos Savant proposes a third way: calibrated self-management. The ideal sneezer is someone who can modulate volume and velocity without making a spectacle.
Subtextually, it’s about boundaries. Sneezes are a micro-drama of shared space: what you release into the air becomes other people’s problem. The “immediate vicinity” phrase is doing a lot of work, pulling the reader’s focus from embarrassment to consequence. Long before public health posters and pandemic-era hygiene policing, she’s indexing the social contract of cleanliness and discomfort: your body is yours until it splashes into someone else’s day.
Context matters: vos Savant’s advice-column persona trades in practical rationality. The humor here isn’t laugh-out-loud; it’s the dry amusement of applying standards to what seems ungovernable, insisting that even chaos can be civilized if you respect physics and other people.
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