"Be careful about Burma. Most people cannot remember whether it was Siam and has become Thailand, or whether it is now part of Malaysia and should be called Sri Lanka"
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Cockburn is doing what he always did best: using a deliberately mangled geography lesson to expose a different kind of ignorance, the smug, well-credentialed kind. The line isn’t really about Burma at all. It’s about how the Western commentariat talks about “faraway” places with the confidence of a tour guide and the accuracy of a drunk dart thrower.
The joke works because the errors are so aggressively wrong that they can’t be innocent. Siam became Thailand, yes, but it was never Burma. Sri Lanka isn’t “called Malaysia,” and Burma isn’t “part of” either. Cockburn stacks these mistakes like a Jenga tower of faux expertise, inviting the reader to laugh and then notice the darker point: for many people, especially in policy and media circles, Southeast Asia is a vague backdrop, interchangeable and disposable until it’s needed as a stage for war, investment, or moral posturing.
“Be careful” is the knife twist. It mimics the language of prudent analysis, but what he’s warning against is not danger in Burma; it’s the reputational risk of being caught out as clueless while opining on other people’s countries. The subtext is a critique of imperial habit: the power to rename, misname, or confuse nations is a small echo of the larger power to intervene, sanction, or “stabilize” them without bothering to learn the basics.
Cockburn’s cynicism lands because it’s funny in the way a bad briefing is funny right up until it becomes foreign policy.
The joke works because the errors are so aggressively wrong that they can’t be innocent. Siam became Thailand, yes, but it was never Burma. Sri Lanka isn’t “called Malaysia,” and Burma isn’t “part of” either. Cockburn stacks these mistakes like a Jenga tower of faux expertise, inviting the reader to laugh and then notice the darker point: for many people, especially in policy and media circles, Southeast Asia is a vague backdrop, interchangeable and disposable until it’s needed as a stage for war, investment, or moral posturing.
“Be careful” is the knife twist. It mimics the language of prudent analysis, but what he’s warning against is not danger in Burma; it’s the reputational risk of being caught out as clueless while opining on other people’s countries. The subtext is a critique of imperial habit: the power to rename, misname, or confuse nations is a small echo of the larger power to intervene, sanction, or “stabilize” them without bothering to learn the basics.
Cockburn’s cynicism lands because it’s funny in the way a bad briefing is funny right up until it becomes foreign policy.
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