"Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in"

"The oaths of a woman I inscribe on water"

"A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition"

"A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings"

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world"

"There is a good principle which created order, light, and man, and an evil principle which created chaos, darkness, and woman"

"For the woman, the man is a means: the end is always the child"

"If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself; all that runs over will be yours"

"An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion. All is safe with a lady engaged; no harm can be done"

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife"

"A woman, the more curious she is about her face, is commonly the more careless about her house"