"Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash"
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The real maneuver is contrast. She nods to the room’s expected obsession - taxes - then pivots to what she wants to own: competence, stewardship, the unglamorous work that makes government feel real. In a political setting, “reducing taxes” signals ideology and tribal applause lines. “Reducing trash” signals management, outcomes, and a kind of parental pragmatism. It’s a way of saying: we can keep playing the symbolic culture war of fiscal virtue, or we can deal with the physical consequences of how we live.
There’s subtextual pressure, too. Trash is what prosperity produces. Invoking it punctures the fantasy that growth is clean, or that personal convenience comes without collective costs. Minner is positioning environmental policy not as boutique virtue but as baseline governance: if the state can’t handle garbage, what can it handle? The line works because it flatters the audience’s Franklin-literate self-image, then asks them to swap abstract ideology for the stubborn, smelly arithmetic of reality.
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Minner, Ruth Ann. (2026, January 16). Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin-said-there-were-only-two-things-98685/
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Minner, Ruth Ann. "Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin-said-there-were-only-two-things-98685/.
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"Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin-said-there-were-only-two-things-98685/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.







