Skip to main content

Life & Mortality Quote by Ruth Ann Minner

"Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash"

About this Quote

Benjamin Franklin’s tidy fatalism gets a modern upgrade here: Minner takes a line everyone already agrees with and spikes it with something homelier, grosser, and harder to ignore. “Trash” is a sly third rail because it’s both literal (landfills, budgets, sanitation) and moral (wastefulness, neglect, the mess we’d rather someone else haul away). By yoking garbage to death and taxes, she elevates a supposedly mundane policy area into the realm of inevitability. You can argue about rates and loopholes; you can’t argue that the pile won’t grow.

The real maneuver is contrast. She nods to the room’s expected obsession - taxes - then pivots to what she wants to own: competence, stewardship, the unglamorous work that makes government feel real. In a political setting, “reducing taxes” signals ideology and tribal applause lines. “Reducing trash” signals management, outcomes, and a kind of parental pragmatism. It’s a way of saying: we can keep playing the symbolic culture war of fiscal virtue, or we can deal with the physical consequences of how we live.

There’s subtextual pressure, too. Trash is what prosperity produces. Invoking it punctures the fantasy that growth is clean, or that personal convenience comes without collective costs. Minner is positioning environmental policy not as boutique virtue but as baseline governance: if the state can’t handle garbage, what can it handle? The line works because it flatters the audience’s Franklin-literate self-image, then asks them to swap abstract ideology for the stubborn, smelly arithmetic of reality.

Quote Details

TopicWitty One-Liners
SourceHelp us find the source
Cite

Citation Formats

APA Style (7th ed.)
Minner, Ruth Ann. (2026, January 16). Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin-said-there-were-only-two-things-98685/

Chicago Style
Minner, Ruth Ann. "Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin-said-there-were-only-two-things-98685/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin-said-there-were-only-two-things-98685/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.

More Quotes by Ruth Add to List
Death, Taxes, and Trash - Ruth Ann Minner
Click to enlarge Portrait | Landscape

About the Author

USA Flag

Ruth Ann Minner (born January 17, 1935) is a Politician from USA.

7 more quotes available

View Profile

Similar Quotes