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Faith & Spirit Quote by Daisy Ashford

"Bernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rather pious"

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Piety and whiskey make an oddly neat couple here, and that collision is the point. Daisy Ashford’s line works because it refuses to treat devotion as a pure, elevated thing; it’s a hallway ritual, done “in the hall” like wiping your shoes, immediately followed by a stiff drink “afterwards” as if it’s the natural sequel. The comic snap comes from the deadpan logic: Bernard drinks not despite his religiosity but, absurdly, because of it. “Rather pious” lands like a tiny, polite excuse for behavior that ought to complicate the label.

Ashford’s broader context matters. Best known for writing with a precocious, unpolished candor (and later being celebrated for that unintentional modernism), she exposes adult hypocrisy by narrating it as if it’s perfectly ordinary. The sentence has the innocence of someone reporting facts, not judging them, and that neutrality becomes the critique. It captures a class-coded world where religiosity is partly performance: prayers happen in a public threshold space, visible enough to register, while the whiskey is the private reward. Bernard isn’t a zealot; he’s “rather” pious - a moderate, socially acceptable virtue that can coexist with indulgence, even require it to smooth the edges.

The subtext is not “religion is bad,” but “respectability is elastic.” Ashford skewers the way moral identities get maintained through small routines and language that quietly absolves. The joke isn’t loud; it’s surgical.

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Ashford, Daisy. (2026, January 16). Bernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rather pious. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/bernard-always-had-a-few-prayers-in-the-hall-and-118382/

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Ashford, Daisy. "Bernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rather pious." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/bernard-always-had-a-few-prayers-in-the-hall-and-118382/.

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"Bernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rather pious." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/bernard-always-had-a-few-prayers-in-the-hall-and-118382/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Daisy Ashford (April 7, 1881 - January 15, 1972) was a Writer from England.

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