"Besides, I'm fairly incompetent. I can't play that fast"
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The line works because it’s double-edged. On the surface: a musician admitting a technical limit, almost comic in its bluntness. Underneath: a sly critique of the idea that faster equals better, that proficiency is measured in notes per second. Tench’s "incompetent" is intentionally exaggerated, a rhetorical feint that reframes competence as something deeper: taste, timing, restraint, the ability to serve a song instead of dominating it.
Context matters here. Tench comes out of an American tradition where keyboards can either become a circus act or a glue. His most memorable contributions aren’t about shredding; they’re about contouring emotion, threading harmony through a track so the chorus hits harder and the verses breathe. By calling himself incompetent, he’s also disarming the macho hierarchy that polices musicianship, especially in rock: the quiet player often gets treated like a passenger.
It’s a line that flatters the listener, too. If you get why he’s saying it, you’re already on his side: you value feel over flex.
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Tench, Benmont. (2026, January 17). Besides, I'm fairly incompetent. I can't play that fast. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/besides-im-fairly-incompetent-i-cant-play-that-61155/
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Tench, Benmont. "Besides, I'm fairly incompetent. I can't play that fast." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/besides-im-fairly-incompetent-i-cant-play-that-61155/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Besides, I'm fairly incompetent. I can't play that fast." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/besides-im-fairly-incompetent-i-cant-play-that-61155/. Accessed 16 Feb. 2026.






