"Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International House of Pancakes"
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The joke lands because it weaponizes a diner menu against the prestige of statecraft. Buchanan takes the credential fetish of presidential politics and reduces it to syrup: Clinton's "international experience" is not briefings, wars, or alliances, but a pun on "International" as branding. It's petty, sure, but also precise. The line doesn't argue policy; it punctures aura. By dragging foreign policy down to a franchise booth, Buchanan invites the audience to feel that elite language about diplomacy is a kind of costume anyone can put on.
The subtext is classic Buchanan: suspicion of cosmopolitanism and of Democrats who sell global fluency as moral superiority. IHOP becomes a stand-in for the liberal performance of worldliness - airport lounges, summit photo ops, tasteful concern for "the international community". In this telling, Clinton isn't dangerously wrong so much as comically unqualified, a man whose proximity to "international" things is accidental and commercial.
Context matters. Buchanan was a hard-edged conservative commentator and later a primary challenger, trained in the politics of delegitimization: make the opponent smaller, then make his agenda feel like a con. In the early 1990s, Clinton was a young Southern governor running against a Republican establishment that claimed command of foreign affairs by default. Buchanan's crack aims at that vulnerability, turning experience into a punchline and, more importantly, turning the electorate's anxiety about a post-Cold War world into a gut-level doubt about the man who wants to navigate it. The line is effective because it doesn't need evidence; it trades on an image you can taste.
The subtext is classic Buchanan: suspicion of cosmopolitanism and of Democrats who sell global fluency as moral superiority. IHOP becomes a stand-in for the liberal performance of worldliness - airport lounges, summit photo ops, tasteful concern for "the international community". In this telling, Clinton isn't dangerously wrong so much as comically unqualified, a man whose proximity to "international" things is accidental and commercial.
Context matters. Buchanan was a hard-edged conservative commentator and later a primary challenger, trained in the politics of delegitimization: make the opponent smaller, then make his agenda feel like a con. In the early 1990s, Clinton was a young Southern governor running against a Republican establishment that claimed command of foreign affairs by default. Buchanan's crack aims at that vulnerability, turning experience into a punchline and, more importantly, turning the electorate's anxiety about a post-Cold War world into a gut-level doubt about the man who wants to navigate it. The line is effective because it doesn't need evidence; it trades on an image you can taste.
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